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Obsolete Cinema presents Private Resort & Spring Break

The weather is warmer and the clothes are shorter, which means only one thing: Spring Fever! Join us this Memorial Day weekend for a double dose of ’80s sex romps to keep your blood running hot.

Private Resort (1985) – In his first starring role, Johnny Depp and newcomer Rob Morrow carouse at a Miami resort in the midst of jewel thief Hector Elizondo. It’s like Hitchcock’s “To Catch a Thief,” only better — it has Andrew Dice Clay!

Spring Break (1983) – Meanwhile, in Fort Lauderdale, an overbooked hotel room pairs nerds and toughs for a Spring Break to remember. Beer, wet T-shirts, and the mouthful of a tag line say it all: “Like it’s really, totally, the most fun a couple of bodies can have. You know?” With Penthouse Pet Corinne Alphen.

Plus TRIVIA/ PRIZES + Freddy’s famous Happy Hour Bar & Food Specials!!!

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